Friday, February 6, 2009

Stupid people should have their tubes tied...

I have decided that I am going to have children eventually. Shocking right?

This decision came to me last night, when I realized that the idiotic pregnant woman who came into work was going to be raising a child to grow up and be idiotic and have more idiotic children. I realized that was the problem.

Smart, successful women, the ones that should be having kids and raising them to be smart and successful, are the ones that have stopped having children. I know a lot of women who have great careers, yet they don't want to have children because of these fabulous careers. If these women would embrace the motherhood gene and have kids, then maybe the people I serve at Starbucks will be able to tell the difference between a cup of coffee and a white mocha.

Therefore, in order to help make the world a smarter place. But this won't be for many, many, many, many years. (There were a lot of other manys but I refrained.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amen!

~Beckie

Lisa said...

You are getting funnier by the minute....maybe you should be a comedian! Honestly actually - maybe entertainment is your gift...talent. I mean, I am going to give birth right now from laughing so hard!